Mambo ... er ... Smart Aleck #5

Smart Aleck Answer #4:
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

- The Things We Think and Do Not Say (blog)

As you might imagine, the stories of Alecks 1, 2, 3, and 5 are also in Seoh's latest blog post. And they are pretty funny.